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JUST SAY NO TO FUN – Science has proven that fun can be contagious, so it’s important to soak up any fun as soon as it rears its gleeful face. The Fun Sponge nips a good time in the bud faster than you can yell, “Get off my lawn!”
HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR CRANKY PEOPLE – Every crowd has a fun sponge, waiting to pounce at the first sign of public happiness. The Fun Sponge is perfect for managers, lawyers, parents of teens, and any other crotchety grumps on your list.
A MUST-HAVE FOR PARENTS – Have your kids been enjoying their childhood? Break their spirit and bring back the blandness in one skillful swipe!
APPROVED BY THE FUN PATROL – Cracking down on happiness has to be a priority. No fun will escape this revolutionary joy-crushing do-it-yourself tool.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Receiving the Fun Sponge has been known to have such adverse effects as happiness, laughter, tears of joy, and rolling in the aisles in some recipients.